Straight Outta Austin

Straight Outta Austin: Episode Six – ¡Puta Mierda!

Yet again we’re plagued by technical difficulties however, we’ve managed to narrow down the problem and we’re in the process of rectifying the issue. Regardless, I’m happy to bring you Episode Six: ¡Puta Mierda! We bring Hibiki Jen-Jen to the brink of vomiting when we discuss how gross fast food really is. Spoiler alert, it’s pretty fucking disgusting! Play Episode 6: ¡Puta Mierda! We discuss: Prometheus’ fascination with weird shit on the internet, i.e. a bizarre tongue fucking machine. What the…I don’t even J. Agamemnon’s dentist adventures with a shady Venezuelan dentist and root canals galore! Remember kids, you gotta brush AND floss twice a day! The many uses and amazing healing properties of Epson salt. So so amazing! We also talk about a bunch of other random shit that I’ve already forgotten about so um, here, look at this adult film star. I’m just trying to pay my way through college, don’t hate!

Straight Outta Austin: Episode Five – The Fan

We embark on this exciting edition of Straight Outta Austin by reminiscing about Sasha Grey, Sandra Romain, a milk enema and mental scars that will never fully heal. We put out an SOS for our lost friend the Rivercity Hobo. We poke fun at our good buddy Mark not joining us for this podcast. And then! Play Straight Outta Austin: Episode Five – The Fan The rest of the banter includes: The snapping sensation and “World Land-speed Record Holder” Bobby Bad Fingers! We honor our proverbial fan, KillCam aka Cup of Coffee, having finally discovered his existence. We then show our ignorance about the United Kingdom. Are the English also Brits? Is Scotland part of England? We got Northern Ireland correct though. We get points for that, right? We breakdown the most convoluted Marvel character…ever! Yup, we talk about Xorn or Xorn’s brother or Magneto, whomever. Thank you Bendis, you asshole. We give a shout out to our artist to be, Johnny Freeze! We discovered him on TheComicBoard.com (formerly known as Ultimate Central) You can view his art, HERE! Prometheus recalls his tragic experience with “Ultimate Frisbee”. We chat briefly about the Bourne Legacy and Prometheus sounds off on his…

Straight Outta Austin: Episode Four – Free Base

Yet again, I must apologize for problems with the sound in the podcast. I have no idea what’s up with our recording equipment. It’s almost like we were recording in an electrical storm at certain spots. Regardless, the overall quality is quite good. We just had a couple of hiccups here and there. We began by discussing MMO’s in general and not so fond memories of Final Fantasy Online, specifically. Then we get distracted and we create the monstrosity, The Moron, in DC Universe Online   Prometheus DC Universe online rendition Play Straight Outta Austin: Episode Four – Free Base The rest of the topics include: Apparently we’re not the best with definitions so for our own sake and yours, listener. Here’s the breakdown: Free Base: A method of inhaling drugs by holding a flame under a metal spoon filled with cocaine or any crushed pill. One holds a flame under the spoon and collects the fumes from the crushed pills in an empty bottle and the inhales these fumes by taking a hit off the bottle. Base Jump: An activity where participants jump from fixed objects and use a parachute to break their fall. Spelunking: The recreational pastime of…

Straight Outta Austin: Episode Three- Maria Ozawa

  I apologize for J. Agamemnon’s brain fart which lead to the not so good sound quality of this edition of Straight Outta Austin. Regardless, it’s still damn funny. If you’ve been listening to our podcasts for any length of time you should be more than used to poor sound quality. Anywho, Epsiode 3 brings you our impromtu rendition of Nate Dogg’s Regulators. But wait there’s more! We’re bringing you an exclusive interview with Maria Ozawa. Not really but we did mention her briefly. Enjoy!     Right Click to Download Podcast

Straight Outta Austin: Episode Two – Crabby Cakes

In our sophmore effort of Straight Outta Austin we have a brief debate about surviving a zombie apocoplyse, iphones, trannys, we nearly get killed by a lightening storm, and we’re joined by nameless, kneecapless crack hoe. Yeah, it’s that real. Play Podcast   Additionally we discuss: What was deemed by the Daily Mail as a Internet age horror story for any parent, a 14 year old girl named Emily was tricked by a ‘boy’ that she met in an online chat room who turned out to be a girl. To be fair, it’s usually the opposite that happens. She kissed a girl and she liked it We have a heartfelt discussion about a girl who’s addicted to drinking gasoline . Even though it hurts me, it makes me feel good We rip into Peter Molyneux and his lame ass excuse for why “Project Milo” was never released. I wouldn’t let this man around my children, would you? J. Agamemnon rants about athesists as we talk about an athesis group who “scrubed away a churches blessing”.   Just roll out the red carpet for all manner of vampires why dontcha? We talk about a Project X “inspired” party which resulted in…

Straight Outta Austin: Episode One – Thongcast

R.I.P. Leslie. Sorry, this pic was much more appealing than your ass ever was. We begin this exciting edition of Punching the Walls of Reality Presents: the Straight Outta Austin podcast with Prometheus going on a random tirade (imagine that) about lame ass Howard Stern along with fellow boob enthusiasts. Then we somewhat get on topic and have an ad hoc discussion about the 1980s classic, Robocop; which somehow dessolves into a debate which movie was better Robocop or Dead or Alive. Then we finally get to our first topic; Digital Playground being hacked by a group of hackers known as The Consortium. Play Podcast Additionally we discuss: Emo teens being killed in Iraq for, yep you guessed it, for being emo. We even get into a little political discussion worthy of CNN (lulz) and then we make light of women not having rights in some other countries. To be fair, I’m sure he’d want to be put out of his misery too We talked about an article I found on J. Agamemnon’s favorite gaming website, IGN, entitled 1 in 3 Gamers Turned Off By Online Abuse. It’s a lame article about lame gamers who can’t handle the heat! Seriously,…